(NaturalNews) Exciting news in the beverage industry! Natural News has just launched a new beverage called “Diet Fluoride Soda” containing 1,000 times the fluoride of your tap water, plus a huge dose of genetically modified aspartame to sweeten it up.
Click here to watch the video announcement of the new soda on TV.naturalnews.com, or see it on YouTube by clicking here.
“Diet Fluoride Soda is formulated with hydrofluosilicic acid made in Chinese chemical factories,” explained Mike Adams, the formulator of the soda. “It meets all U.S. government regulations and American Dental Association requirements for the daily consumption of fluoride nutrition.”
Watch the official announcement of the soda at:
In partnership with Nestle, a global leader in infant nutrition, Natural News is also slated to introduce Diet Fluoride GMO Infant Formula, especially formulated with the nutritional needs of children in mind. It contains Monsanto’s genetically modified corn in a base of fluoride pesticide powder that also doubles as a source of infant nutrition (when mixed with casein from hormone-injected dairy cows). “This formula has been approved by Stanford University and the American Association of Pediatrics as the No. 1 beverage for newborn babies,” said Adams. “It has also earned the enthusiastic support of the entire scientific community.”
The hydrofluosilicic acid manufactured in Chinese chemical factories — also called “fluoride” — is well known to increase intelligence, reduce cavities and even make children more socially acceptable in public school by preventing them from getting too far ahead of the class.
“We want to give every child a chance to be average,” explained Adams, the key formulator behind the product, which First Lady Michelle Obama has also slated to be introduced into the federal school lunch program in 2013.
A percentage of all sales from Diet Fluoride Soda has been pledged to fund the American Cancer Society and Komen for the Cure, in the hope that we may someday find a cure for all the cancers that keep mysteriously appearing for some reason that we just can’t figure out.
Watch the full announcement here:
About the author: Mike Adams is an award-winning journalist and holistic nutritionist with a passion for sharing empowering information to help improve personal and planetary health He has authored more than 1,800 articles and dozens of reports, guides and interviews on natural health topics, and he has published numerous courses on preparedness and survival, including financial preparedness, emergency food supplies, urban survival and tactical self-defense. Adams is a trusted, independent journalist who receives no money or promotional fees whatsoever to write about other companies’ products. In 2010, Adams created TV.NaturalNews.com, a natural living video sharing site featuring thousands of user videos on foods, fitness, green living and more. He also launched an online retailer of environmentally-friendly products (BetterLifeGoods.com) and uses a portion of its profits to help fund non-profit endeavors. He’s also the founder of a well known HTML email software company whose ‘Email Marketing Director’ software currently runs the NaturalNews subscription database. Adams volunteers his time to serve as the executive director of the Consumer Wellness Center, a 501(c)3 non-profit organization, and regularly pursues cycling, nature photography, Capoeira and Pilates. Known by his callsign, the ‘Health Ranger,’ Adams posts his missions statements, health statistics and health photos at www.HealthRanger.org
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